In Honour of Stupid People . . . In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- 'Do not turn upside down.' (well,...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- 'Warning: contains nuts.'
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.'
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought????...)
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.' (..I'm taking this because???.....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- 'Not to be used for the other use.'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'
On a child's Superman costume -- 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'
On a Swedish chainsaw -- 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
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